Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I have found that there are people who spend so much time trying to cover their own ass that they never see what is going on in front of them.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Theory of the Day: September 29, 2009: Meetings are the bane of my existence. It is apparent that this is where good ideas go to die, and bad ideas are given life. Status meetings are the worst, as it is a place where Organized lies are brought up more than a bad burrito at lunch.

Monday, September 28, 2009

The first day back to work after a vacation is a lot like sour milk in the refrigerator, You know it stinks, but you gotta smell it anyway. Same with work, it stinks too, but you have to go back just the same.

September 25, 2009

This I my last day on Vacation so some light fare for Ya. - I used to describe my mind as a steel trap, but these days it is so difficult to get a good thought out of my head, I believe the trap has rusted shut (probably due to some imbibing of beverages during my "formative" years ) Anand gets credit for my use of imbibing!(the word I mean)

September 24, 2009

Now there are constant discussions regarding the afterlife. Some people believe in it, some don't, Me, I go with the W.C. Fields notion that I am only going through all of this crap one time and one time only.

September 23, 2009

I subscribe to the notion that many Upper level Managers/Executives are members of the 50/50 club, 50 per cent of the time they make No Decision, and the other 50 per cent of the time they make the wrong one!

September 22, 2009

There is an old saying "A word to the wise is sufficient", however what they left out is A paragraph or a complete book to the stupid is useless (unless smacking them in the head with it makes you feel better!)

September 21, 2009

For those who have particularly Obnoxious Neighbors (drunk, loud and fighting in the front yard) It should be perfectly acceptable to perform the following maneuver, grab said neighbor by the scruff of the neck, fold them up real,real small, then stuff them up there own ass, at this point you punt them like a football.

September 18, 2009

Ah Friday, How the connotation changes over the years. In youth it holds promises of ball games, and family get togethers. In early adulthood it is the illicit pleasures of Bar Hopping and all night parties , to our "Mature" years where it becomes never enough time to get things done at home before we have to get ready to go back to work and go through this same crap all over again.

September 17, 2009

If indeed it is true that the Good Lord doesn't give us more than we can handle, then I believe there is a problem with identity theft at the big house upstairs,because it is evident to me someone is running around with the nice sedate version of my life while I got their dysfunctional family from hell series.

September 16,2009

It has come to my attention that the definition of key phrases need revision.  The First is : Executive Decision:  This should be defined as : A Decision made by the uninformed, carried out by the unappreciated, evaluated by the unsuspecting and finalized by the unaware, resulting in the unsatisfactory culminating in the unachievable.

September 15, 2009

(Pay Attention Cristina) Some days life is like a balloon. You start off nice and big, and full of fresh Air, but it only takes one little prick to deflate you for the whole day

September 14, 2009

Some people are like hemorrhoids, They are not so bad when they go away, but when they pop out, they are a real pain in the ass. Now, back to your regularly scheduled life.

September 11, 2009

I believe it has been found that in many instances when certain people Move up the Corporate Food Chain, they experience a corresponding drop in I.Q. value. We now return you to your regularly scheduled life.

September 10, 2009

When some people open their mouth to speak it creates a vacuum in their brain and they don't know what the crap they are talking about. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.