Friday; October 9, 2009

Life is a lot like driving down the highway. There are many twist and turns, uphill and downhill moments. Sometimes there is nothing in your way and you tool along unimpeded. Other times you feel like you are sitting still just spinning your wheels, and just when it feels like you get moving again some asshole rear ends you.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Sometimes you have a day go so bad that you wish your parents would have never met!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Strategy Meeting: this takes place when a boss requests his/her underling in for a conference ostensibly to discuss the best process for getting things done. In reality, this happens because “bossman” no longer has any idea of what said employee is doing on a day to day basis and if asked wants to make sure people do not realize
that he/she is clueless.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Sometimes getting through a day is a lot like treading water in a test tube, you work your ass off, you can keep your head above water for a bit, but you don't really get anywhere.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Monday is like the Septic System of the work week. It starts off with having a bunch of crap shoved down the line. You just gotta' hope there is enough room in the tank so it doesn't back up all over you.

Friday, October 2, 2009

There are two types of people in the world, those that blaze their own trail, and those that couldn't find their own ass with both hands in their back pockets. I prefer the former, but keep having to deal with the latter.

Thursday. October 1, 2009

Sometimes you run across people so stupid that you swear they have to be two people, because One person just could not be that dumb! Sometime the Theory of the Day is short and sweet, and on a rare occasion fabulous (didn't think I could sneak that in there did you KB!)