Friday; October 30, 2009

Perspective changes as you get older. It used to bother me when I got up in the morning and I sounded like a Rice Krispies Commercial (everything snap, crackled or popped), Now hearing those sounds proves to me I am still alive.

Thursday;October 29, 2009

Do you ever get the feeling that overnight the earth reverses the spin on its axis, since the next morning everything seems to go Ass Backwards?

Wednesday;October 28, 2009

Sometimes events in life feel like you are 100 yards down in a hole. When someone throws you a rope it is only 95 yards long. Everything you need is just out of reach.You end up still having to just claw your way back up.

Tuesday;October 27, 2009

When management makes a mistake and they try to explain it, it is called "justifying their position", but if one of us worker bees does the same thing it is called "making an excuse".

Monday:October 26, 2009

Mondays are like life's proctology exam, An initial pain in the ass to start, but you don't really know how good or bad the results will be until later.

Friday; October 23, 2009

They say Choose your friends wisely, I say its not a pickup game, don't choose anyone, cultivate friendships as you would a fabulous garden of perennial flowers, not just because you want them, but you need them year after year. (last day of Vacation, so I need to sound semi-intelligent every once in a while.)

Thursday;October 22, 2009

The pursuit of excellence is usually hampered by the acceptance of mediocrity

Wednesday;October 21, 2009

Perspective- this should be defined as the ability to look past the manure thrown in your path in order to get to the harvest of good things that reside out in the world (Your author is feeling a bit melancholy today)

Tuesday;October 20, 2009

They say the world is divided into two classes, The Haves and Have Nots. After spending too much time dealing with the supposed haves, I still haven't figured out what it is they have,but I do know I much prefer the company of the have nots. since what the latter has, by far trumps the former.

Monday;October 19, 2009

The difficulty in attaining a high level of excellence is due to how we settle for an equal level of incompetence.

Friday, October 16,2009

Brain Trust: Successful Company: The people who work out a clear, concise and attainable business plan meant to move the company forward. Unsuccessful Company:These folks come up with a plan that is not only unrealistic and unachievable, but it is written in such a way as to disguise the fact they are in over their collective heads with no concept of how to operate a business.

Thursday;October 15, 2009

How do I put this delicately: Let's put it this way, I'm not saying this person I have to deal with on a routine basis has shit for brains, but they administered his I.Q.Test by giving him an enema!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Why are executive decisions in companies usually made by people who can be best described as "raisin brains"

Tuesday; October 13, 2009

After a day of dealing with certain people (some of you know of who I speak, but we can makes this general) I am firmly convinced of one of two things. a)Even God had an off day, or b)He has a wicked sense of humor. How else can you explain these people?

Monday, October 12, 2009

Some people are like Cotton Candy, On the surface they look big and completely together. Upon closer inspection you realize they have no substance, just a pile of hot air, with one touch they dissolve into nothing.

Friday; October 9, 2009

Life is a lot like driving down the highway. There are many twist and turns, uphill and downhill moments. Sometimes there is nothing in your way and you tool along unimpeded. Other times you feel like you are sitting still just spinning your wheels, and just when it feels like you get moving again some asshole rear ends you.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Sometimes you have a day go so bad that you wish your parents would have never met!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Strategy Meeting: this takes place when a boss requests his/her underling in for a conference ostensibly to discuss the best process for getting things done. In reality, this happens because “bossman” no longer has any idea of what said employee is doing on a day to day basis and if asked wants to make sure people do not realize
that he/she is clueless.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Sometimes getting through a day is a lot like treading water in a test tube, you work your ass off, you can keep your head above water for a bit, but you don't really get anywhere.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Monday is like the Septic System of the work week. It starts off with having a bunch of crap shoved down the line. You just gotta' hope there is enough room in the tank so it doesn't back up all over you.

Friday, October 2, 2009

There are two types of people in the world, those that blaze their own trail, and those that couldn't find their own ass with both hands in their back pockets. I prefer the former, but keep having to deal with the latter.

Thursday. October 1, 2009

Sometimes you run across people so stupid that you swear they have to be two people, because One person just could not be that dumb! Sometime the Theory of the Day is short and sweet, and on a rare occasion fabulous (didn't think I could sneak that in there did you KB!)